Didn't Get Reported on the Inauguration?

There were many little numbers that didn't get reported. The crowd was meant to be one point five million, and actually it was worked out at three to 600 thousand. All the porterloos for the crowds who turned up were brought by a company which is genuinely called dons johns. And they feared that people might make jokes about this, covered all the labels up with blue tape on the day. They also confiscateit from people coming into the inauguration. If you had a banana, it wasn't allowed in unless it was sliced. So they would say, may i seeyour lunch box? I'm sorry that bananas in full form were goingto haveso. But