The Beauty of an Abroad Wedding

There is that spunky little leprechaun on the switchboard. Oh, it's Maeve. It's bloody Maeve. Who? Maeve on reception? Replied Belinda in a hush. She wasn't invited. So what's the beauty of an abroad wedding? You all are day, guess. There are no night, guess. Everyone to everything Exactly. I didn't realise it was an everyone to everything wedding. That's what we called them in my family. A board wedding. Sorry, what? Crowd, greek. Is that code again? I mean, Maeve. I call her Irish. As the Countess from under her enormous double-