We Need a Two Point Conversion to Win the Super Bowl

We need a new trick play, because we aren't that good at football. There's no way we can pull this off. I think i have a world historic idea for a football play. They'll be writing about this in football text books for eternity. The goal posts are bent over the browns and over our offensive line,. We're holding them in place with ropes. And during the commercial, i'm going to walk round the back of their enzone. During the commercial, they got slash up on the jumbo tron right now. A skeleton with a top hat gets swept into a dust pan by a janitor. Do you have enough time to set it up? I