Christmas Tales - A Christmas Carol

Desmartin went to the farm to collect the turkey, and then got straw stuck in his ass. So he had bits of straw in sess crack, and was ploughing her with all the sexual trimmings of christmas. He backed out of her, flipped belinda over, and came a long dribble of silver tinsel all over her tummy. But all belinda could think of was spoon's speech pattern. Every time a bell end comes, an angel gets there away. And you thought that was the last of us for this year, but we have an extra special bonus up our sleeve. A lite certain thing in your christmas stocking on Christmas day...