How Many Times Have You Been Burgled?

i've looked down to two gun barrels directly, and the other ones, i say there's some hyperbole here. A number of times my home or garage have been burgled. Twice i've been in a conflict where somebody had a knife and was threatening to use it. Once was a mugging, again, on the street of san francisco. That was a pretty big knife, sort of a ike kitchen knife, bowie knife,. i don't kno whato hel it was, wa, a big damned knife. Was a, ea, amateur sporting competition that went bad. I think it's five. There was a time when i had the kind of cars