The Ghost of My Grandmother

When I was growing up there's something in Spanish, whether history where you can give somebody the evil eye. Usually they rub a little egg over you and do incantations. And if it works then you're okay. My grandmother used to do that stuff. Which sounds very Christian because we're actually Christians. So my grandfather supposedly could see the future a bit. For me I'm part of some of that too but there's a movie called The Princess Bride where the prince is poisoned so he's going to die. He finally admits he's only 99% dead. We might be able to bring him back. But when I came back it was like my foot got stuck in the door