The Last Time I Went to Woolworths I Never Got a Costume There Again

Woolworth's returns desk used to be a scene of horror and disgust. The assistant sniffed the sticker no crotch area no actually sniffed it I didn't know where to put my face which even though I had tried the costume on with underwear went bright red. He just gave me my refund without saying anything he must have been satisfied as without saying anything to me he just gave meMy refund  I was so gobsmacked I couldn't get a single word out I can safely say I never bought a costume there again it wouldn't meet my friends in the cafe there again as it was on the same floor as it returns desk amidst mr. Jack of all trades master