You Don't Slurp, Baby!

When people chew with their mouth open or slurp, Adam's wife hates it. She couldn't watch the Sopranos a lot because they're just always smashing Gaba Ghul. With the udon in Japan, you're supposed to... Lift that shit up, baby. You don't fuck yeah. And the louder you are, the more you like it. It makes sense because I'm in a polite way so you don't splash everywhere.