Scalthine, a 17th Century Satanic Protestant Descendancy Sex Ritual Drink, Which Is Basically Just Bellies

The hell for a club in Dublin and Limerick used a drink called Scalthine. They'd treat the cat like a human, so he would play the part of Satan at their parties. One night they covered him head to toe in alcohol and fat before setting him on fire. To this day that's why the hell for club is haunted by the ghost of this cat. I want an Irish whiskey base drink that has a bit of story to it rather than corporate cynicism. That's what I'm gonna do this Christmas, also as an artistic person because if I don't have to do small talk now because someone's gonna ask me what you are drinking, then I can tell them