Beyonce did the master cleanse to prepare for her role as Beyonce on Oprah. Gwyneth Paltrow says it made her hallucinate. The master cleanse is a pile of hot garbage, so be prepared. It's just water and like maybe orange juice or kind pepper or lemon juice or something.
Are your moods too stable? Is your face free of cold sores? Get your lemon juice, maple syrup and cayenne pepper ready, because this week we're talking about celebrity favorite THE MASTER CLEANSE!
Along the way we roast New Atheism, praise Gwyneth Paltrow (!) and endorse garbanzo bean salads. Mike wishes to clarify that he adores Kate Bush and quips with the utmost affection.
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