Why Did You Cheat on Me, You Doosh?

If someone did that to me, makes eu feel like you did something wrong. Why don't she just break up with them? And then i guess se got to go the hackey root and just say, oh, by the way, and then just point at his dick and just start laughing hysterically. I don't know, maybe you'll come off as a cycho that way. Oh, jesus, oh, man. This is brutal. If his birthday is coming up, you take him out to a restaurant, and yet, you have him bring a cake over, or maybe have your friend stuart, because i don't think the restaurant will do it