Is There a Loaf of Bread?

The one thing that everyone feels entitled to in the UK is a loaf of bread. Here, if I want like 200 grams or 500 grams of good, like actual cheese, not that god awful shit they have here, it's like 15 bucks. Japan's got half the fucking low. You get six slices but it's not only six slices,. Like it's too thick to make a sandwich out of. It's so thick that the toaster struggles to toast it all the way through. Australia is known for its cheese. They'll have every, every single tofu imaginable.