The Problem With the Homeland Security Computer

In 2004 the government installed a computer in every teenage boy's home. Alex Jones says it would have created a race of super masturbators that could last for 10 hours a day. If you tamper with this computer at all, this is government property. It's like a mailbox Right? Maybe you shouldn't give government property with a 16-year-old boy. You're going to juvie And don't masturbate on it.