The Theory of Relativity Is a Complete Lies

The theory of relativity is a complete lie. It's exponents are brilliant men but they are metaphysicists rather than scientists. The next chapter is NASA and Freemasonry. Do you know that a modest proposal is proof of governments conspiracy to eat babies? I mean, have you ever eaten an Irish baby? Delicious. They call it a California cheeseburger. And then we start talking about Tesla. David Bowie's got some things to say. There is a professor named Herbert Dingle. What a shockingly entertaining name in this book.