Are You British or Not?

Where I'm from, we call biscuits are things. They're almost like a scone that you would say a scone. But it's a bit different. We make it... Actually say scone. In my family. Scone or scone. British people will fight to the death over whether it should be pronounced scone and scone. It's also other stupid things like, do you put the milk in first before you put the tea in? And if you have a scone with cream and strawberry jam, do youPut the strawberry jam on first or do you putthe cream on first? Are you British or not? How British are you? This British or this British