How to Be a Better Person

After college, I moved to Chicago To study at Second City So that I could be like our hero Tina Fey And Dr. Dan said that he had a conference in Chicago And we should meet up in personI was 23 and so excited My brother had taught me all about craft beer He finished the whole thing in one gulp One night after a comedy show We went to a bar And this girl at the bar's 21st birthday So I bought her a shot And then I went to the bathroom When I came out Dr. Dan stopped showing up for sessions after that But six months later he met with me and said that heHad been Direct quote, weirted out when I drank during our session