Trade Mark Redneck Riviera

A redneck rivieris a phrase as been around since the early sixties. It's a tongue and cheek way of saying, we can't afford to go to the french riviera, so wherer we going to go? We're going to get some fried chicken at Redneck Riviera. So i called attorney who said there aren't no trade marks on it at all. He told me you need to build a logo and put it on balcaps and te shirts. You got to sell it across state lines, turn in the receipts, and then we'll see if the trade mark office will give you the trade mark. I spent three or four months doing that