Shilanka's President and Prime Minister Are Willing to Resign

The president of schulanka has been evacuated from his office or dene in the country's commercial capital, columbo. This comes as worsening economic conditions have pushed citizens of shulanka to the brink. A meeting of party leaders held by a schulankas parliamentary speaker agreed to ask both the president and prime minister to resign per overwhelming request. The nation is suffering rampant inflation and is struggling to import food, fuel and medicine.