The Problem With Carbon Capture and Storage

The ocean actually does absorb CO2 from the atmosphere already. But some oceans, like the Southern Ocean, have soaked up so much that it's not soaking down to the bottom anymore. It's kind of staying on top. And that makes the water very acidic which is not good for fishies. We're going to script this planet one way or another. Might as well make it quick like in just a huge massive eruption of CO2 into the atmosphere that chokes us all to death.