The Dwarf in a Thong Joins the Throng

I think there's something in their nature. I mean, you know, remember they're made by the Smith Valla. They probably are used to working around fire. And hairiness too. Why not? That would, to me, that would be a weakness when it comes to fire because then you get you lean over. Oh, goodness. Fun stuff. Patrick H. from Germany suggested this one and he included a humorous bit of his own poetry. He says, what would be wrong about a dwarf in a thong joining the throng before long? Or if I would prefer Owen and Glowyn, Goen Moen or Oinkinking Glowyn in the groin?