The Moment I Owned a Comedy Club and Got a Standing Ovation

I saw an opportunity, and I took it. Even the comedian said, you're my kind of heckler. It was like this amazing moment that just presented itself. So every time someone asks me what I do, I end up sounding like an idiot who doesn't even know what he does for a living because I don't get any follow up questions. But I never want to lie and just say something like, oh, I'm a data analyst for a boring company. If I can do a diversion to our diversion, please do.