I'm Going to Win Twitters Up to 280 Characters, Right?

"I am here to say that i will run on a platform of nomo pon calls, no more ridiculous tweats, and i will win," the tweet read. "It actually, its like some kind of horseshoe theory thing where it goes the way around from being a terrible fun fact with too many qualifiers to just like, i have to tip my capo, just how incredibly confaluted this because i actually did have fun reading and thinking about it." The character limit for tweets is 280 characters. If you are the author of this tweat, please email us and just let us know how this came to your attention.