The Last Will and Testament of Joe Hill

joe hill's last will and testament is one of the greatest things ever written. His body was cremated and his ashes were put into 600 different envelopes to be scattered where flowers grow. This includes the wobbly grave in mount pleasant as well as sites in 46 other us states. There were none scattered in hawaiya or elaska because they weren't states yet. None were scattered in utah since hill had repeatedly said that he wouldn't be caught dead in utah And nobody wanted to make a liar out of him.