Smarmy: The Movie Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery

On a scale of one to seven, how's Smarmy is the movie Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery? Are there integers high enough? Because... Me to pieces, man. What's the highest we've ever rated something for Smarmy? We've rated it in eight before. Is it fair to do that with a comedy which kind of has to be a bit pleased with itself? It does. As always, we take points off for being sincere, which it wasn't. He doesn't sexually assault a woman, which is very sincere of him. But if it's not on the screen then I don't care. The Cubs are dead. Seven? That's right