The Importance of Sasho Crabs

"i think sasho crabs are overrated and all you haters come at you can say oh this fucking guy doesn't know how to eat," he says. "When i eat fo with my wife she looks at me like she has to divorce me because i eat it like a total idiot yeah but i do that not because i haven't gone through the phase of trying to eat it properly in the traditional way  I want to eat it as fast as possibleYeah I understand that it's not the way you're supposed to do it right but it's not like i'm eating a hamburger upside down like christian It's totally different okay for the record i want to be