497. - Chris & Jason
How Long Gone
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The Importance of Jealousy
If I want to win the Tour de France for the 15th time, I'm going to have a Russian doctor switch out my blood for some more oxygenated blood. You don't even have to go find the doctor. The doctor appears on your four U page. It's done. And the doctor already knows your name. Like it doesn't matter that the Beyonce tickets are going to cost this person, you know, who works at Amazon, eight hundred seventy five dollars. Yeah, they're going to sell blood. They're going to put their niece on the stroll and steal a couple catalytic converts. There's no way around it. If I want to look like a Kardashian
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