The Crazyest Shit I've Ever Had

Gabe: Whitney Cummings on my flight from Denver to LGA ate the wildest thing. She had three pizza hut cheese pizzas and multiple grab and go sandwiches. "She took the deli meat out of the sandwich and scraped the cheese from the pizza and ate it like a taco through the rest out at 7 a.m.," he says. He also talks about how his dog started Halloween, which is very early for him this year.