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Queer the Buffet (A Pride Standup Special!)

Lovett or Leave It

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The Seven Words That You Love

"If you can't tell by this lesbian outfit I have on right now, I'm not attracted to men. But not for lack of trying," he says. "I sucked three dicks in my life and it was a small dick. It kept getting lost in my mouth like a jolly rancher." He adds: "Go home tonight after the show. Ask your significant other. Say baby, do I have aDick or a penis?"

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