What Was the Brush on the Sink Used For?

When he was in high school, Roddy had some friends round his mum and dad's house. One of the lads decided to remove lipstick from his lips with a brush. He looked at him deadly seriously and said: 'Not the brush on the sink' And I burst out laughing - because it wasn't used for brushing teeth. It was my dad's pile cream... Oh! What do you mean? ...finger brush. Do they have cockbrushes? No, probably. Maybe, maybe, maybe rich families. "I just got loads of brushes for stuff," says Roddy.