Who was the man that tried to sell the Eiffel Tower? This week, Maia takes us on a podcast journey to the Titanic (well, ships like the Titanic) and a man who knew how to sell. Maia, and Grant shift into full-on true-crime mode to unravel the unbelievable tale of Victor Lustig, the only man bold enough to sell the Eiffel Tower…twice. You’ll hear how he honed ocean-liner gambling scams with Nicky Arnstein, flirted with Al Capone, swindled metal tycoons out of millions, and danced around dozens of arrests—only to be finally cornered by counterfeit bonds in Texas. Plus: impromptu wedding poems about fish and love, board-game design secrets, and the cheeky “commandments” every master con artist swears by. Ready for reality to out-con your wildest fiction? This episode delivers.
00:00:00 Catch-Up
00:35:13 DNA Detective Work
00:40:24 Fool Me Twice
01:10:15 Meet Victor Lustig
01:28:00 High-Seas Hustle
01:45:50 Bonds for Dirt
02:03:20 Capone’s Curiosity
02:20:10 The Romanian Money Box
02:35:45 Havana Broadway Bluff
02:50:02 Escape Artist
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