Ep 187: Lily Allen
Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster
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How to Dilute Squash
I'm actually not too old for a nanny, I think I could do with one. And I have a nanny. This is for one of my daughters, but didn't put any water in it. When I told her, you know, you have to add water, she looked at me like I was completely insane. She never heard of it before. A whole glass of the squash? That's too much. They're so dangerous. Absolutely go to the moon drinking one of them. Once at a roller skating disc, down to a whole pint of it. Squash. Oh my goodness. Because I thought it was pre diluted, because it was a kid's birthday party
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