Is This a Fuck Act From a Standup?

Nick: I saw the guy in Vancouver paint the Kaleesi from Game of Thrones with his penis dipping in paint and it looked exactly like her. This looks, I have high standards for odd body painting. That's so bad. Do you think this man has a very small penis? I would love it if he had that long of a tongue, but then all of his fingers were half length. Like they only came up to where normal, yeah, normal knuckles came to like, like sips and pants.