Episode 137: Astrology
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The Cancer of Leo Cusp
Astrology helps skinny guys with half beards get laid since 1965. Much of your fate has already been dictated by the heavens. Mercury in retrograde is a time when thoughts are longer and browner. If you want to attract one of us, which is easy because everyone here is desperate Lonely sad never been touched.
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