World Baseball Classic

The world baseball classic is underway and there's controversy as the Italian team was spotted with a what in their dugout? Big bowl spaghetti. Does it taste like a pasta stereotypical? Oh really? Espresso. That's correct. An espresso machine. People at the world baseball classic are not happy, which is crazy because this definitely would have helped the Italians dominate the world stereotype classic. As an Italian, they know they're not going to win, so why not enjoy it? Is that considered performance enhancing? I mean, that's a good question. If you take an espresso, one of the players might actually run during baseball games. Yeah, I think there's only rules against juicing