The Impossible Bottle

A man in Germany threw a whiskey bottle into the ocean. He then started putting tracks, I guess, religious tracks, into old whiskey bottles and throwing them in the ocean. It's honestly sad. So George finds the bottle in Germany, and they're like, that's a miracle; it was supposed to happen. This is a crock of shit. But months later, the pop-offs finally head for America. They go to Ohio because their sponsor has been found for them. And he immediately writes the whiskey bottle, even jealous gentleman. Tacoma, Washington. Sure you don't need to tell me. You definitely think this is where a lot of religious stuff's happening. Absolutely.