How Do You Open Up the Stock Market?

How do you open up the stock market? Ab, at school, if you don't have a phone, it's an ipad. I just tipe fart on it, and far talks came up. So i have that on my front page now. Fart talks. Y, far docks. Is that a company? Yes, it's called far fart atty spell it f a r t o far. Let's us check this. That's really funny on sar y, and it's been growing, but it has no recent story. It looks o, you know, wat it's, it's not a actual company. Back to the talk. Do you like apple?