Tafy's First Letter to the Head Chief

Once upon a most early time was a Neolithic man who lived cavily and caved. He wore very few clothes, and he couldn't read or write and he didn't want to. His name was Tugamai Bopselai, and that means man who does not put his foot forward in a hurry. And his little girl daughter's name was Tafamai Metalamai,. But I'm going to call her Tafy. As soon as Tafy could run about, she went everywhere with her daddy Tugama i. They would not come home to the cave to live her hungry. Now attend and listen.