New York Is Going to Be Banning Body Armor

i'm just tired of seeing people's nipples on the train. c n n has been notorious for overhiping every story like it's you know, the zombe apocalypse is like breaking s midterm elections are now six months away. i don't want some one buying a gun on the same night that they're slamming ten shots of yega. If there's something i've learned from American movies, it's that you just ned keep a precious family heirloom on your body that stops any bullets any time.