Isn't That a Kick in the Face?

The first parody, i and of conan doyle, was an article in the newspaper by someone called donan coyle in 18 88. He had written an article called on the geographical distribution of british intellect. And he came up with thi theory that people who lived in the south were really good at poetry, music and art - while those living in the north were closer to god. So if you're doing things thatare important to you instead of things that are important to other people, it might be that you've got the ballots right. It's that gotting the band balots right. Always doing things thtre important to you rater than thing. Haha