The Life Goal of Asmon Gold

When he was a kid I wanted to be a Pokemon master. My plan was to sit at home all day playing video games with my friends eating fast food getting paid by the government to exist. That was the life goal of Asmon Gold circa 1997. He used to be like an extreme couponer who would coupon so much it would only cost me like $60 to $80 and then lie because these cashiers who did not give a shit about their job. "I get real real asmen"