How to Interview Yourself in the Bathtub

I interview myself in my bathtub all the time. I would have fantasies about being on Letterman tonight and like our Conan What do you have a Conan or Letterman story and like what would be your go-to like anecdote that you would that you would say? Yeah, well because she just got wisdom teeth surgery Oh, why did you know that? What did you she said that?Yeah, okay, sorry. Hey, I'm a terrible interviewer. You ever not interview yourself in the bathtub you can get better that way. It's basically mashed potatoes in a pie. We've all had it. Come on and peas and chicken or But you were saying you were saying for