The Ridiculous Crime of Faking Your Death

Polar bears have had to move inland so they don't drown. They started bumping into grizzly bears, and being mammals, well, they started like getting busy with grizzly bears. So now there's this new half polar bear, half grizzly bear species, it's being created. Do you know what they call them? Oh no. Pizzly bears. Now I really want to see a pizzly bear. This is ridiculous crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists, and cons. It's always 99% murder free and 100% ridiculous.