The Relationship Tool

"I got it about a month after we moved in together. I love you, but we were bickering all the time," she says. "It was like, you're so sad. And I can't get you to do anything." The book uses psychology and the internet to cross references your online presence with something. It's just a guide. Jesus, how long have you been using this on me? You know, has it been the whole time that you needed a guide to our relationship?"