Make Out in a Busy Area of New York City

I believe celebrity couples should be like for real happiness. Like Dolly Parton, she's been married for 100 years and we've never even seen her husband. I feel like if you're hanging out in the middle of Williamsburg, making out. That's my thing. If you've only had sex two times, nothing should be posted on the inner net about your relationship. Why are you making out in the one of the busiest areas of all of New York City? She's like, sign me the fuck up.