The Crimes Against Pancakes Stack Up

Chocolate chips left stuck to the packaging on the inside. The pack is literally 50 chalk chips stuck to the ins. You can't get them out, Jack. Didn't I say the flavor was cinnamon donut? What's a chock chip doing in a cinnamon donut flavor anyway? Yeah. So the crimes against pancakes stack up here with this. They don't stack up because you can't make pancakes. But true.