I Want to Have My Way With You and Kill You at the Same Time

"I'm a 26 year old man, and i just had a really weird night. I've been thinking about submitting a story, and i guess this is that story." Not really creepy at all, mostly just weird. But i might recommend not listening if you're particularly squeamish or emotional. "If that person had not walked into the garage, it's very possible i could have made his murder list. Seven women. How could this person be so stone cold evil?"