The Fire Mand Everyone's Not Sleeping

The world fell silent this evening as it watched parsnip flendercroft drive his hiundi backwards into the sea. Moments after the bovine farmer's union burse had disappeared under the waves, the mayor of johna groats announced the town would erect a giant beef parsnip in his honour. 20 minutes later he admitted that the emotions of the day had got to him and instead, they will install a small temporary place - subject to funding.