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Chelsea Are a Fucking Mess, Man
I was imagining the players are there being milked like a factory cow. They're milking the players? Yeah, maybe that's how they get the football juice. The new players. There's like a fat plant. And then you can't do 11v11 running on one pitch and 9b9 running on another. So you can't possibly get the attention for each player. It's like a class at school when you've got too many kids and a teacher can't look after them all at once. I think the idea was that there'd be a bit of a new manager bounce and that the fans would be happy to see an old legend of the team back. Unfortunately for