I was like, damn, maybe I should kill myself. Have some balls, dude. Think it out. No, we couldn't afford that. Well, it's like that girl that texted her boyfriend. He's like, oh, my car is broken now. She's like, I bet you won't kill yourself. Do something else, dude. Don't fucking get out there or not. And take your own life. Hey, have you ever been on Squidbillies? No, you should get on that show. That's one of the best shows in the world. You should do Squidbillies, man. They would love you. Oh, adult swim is done now
Ari Shaffir is a stand-up comedian, writer and host of the podcast Skeptic Tank. His new special “Jew” is out now on YouTube. https://bit.ly/3UP3OV1
Ari Shaffir joins This Past Weekend for the third time, chatting with Theo about continental breakfast, Twitter, cheating fishermen, inbreeding, and the timely release of his new special "Jew".