The Truth About Fake Boobs

I talked about it in my third, or I'm sorry, my fourth special. And it hasn't really changed much. The guy that I'm dating, he he had never been with someone's fake boobs. When you bend over, they do still get long and pointy. They like full traffic cone like that traffic cone that's been kicked in the side. Real boobs when you lay down, they disappear. It is tricky though, because female comedians don't have a great reputation with plastic surgery. This is the biggest cautionary tale. Remember Jennifer Gray from Dirty Dancing? Nope. You're too famous. You can't do it now. But you don't like yours? I